Segment Slot: Beginning of the show
Camera focus on two sets of bright headlights panning out to the Outbreak Parking lot. The Black Limo parks and Ca$h Money gold flecked gold limo parks beside it. Cash Money steps out limo and looks both ways followed by Peaches holding a brief case, Frenchie and Freak Baby. The black limo door opens up but figure so too dark to see under parking lot lights. Ca$h Money leads them to locker room and has Frenchie turn on the lights. Cash Money orders Freak Baby to find a chair for their company and is pulled up to a green felt craps table in the middle of room with cup holders. Cash Money sits in his big gold Mari Gras style throne in his wall to wall purple shag carpeted locker room. Running lights around lockers , beaded curtain separating the bar and main room, gold disco ball flashes glimmers of light around the room.
Ca$h Money clears his throat: Rev. Rufus Q. Ribbenthorpe I have set this meeting up to form a strong union. A profitable merger of sorts, can you dig. See rumors around the Outback office and locker room is a tag division with own gold is coming. Now this union isn't just a tag team, this is a business merger befitting both of us. (Peaches slides brief case over to Rev. Rufus Q. Ribbenthorpe.) This money is just a collection offering, more will come to help launder some of my money. Two with your religious stature will give me and you a tax break at the end of the year, and a phat one at that.
Rev. Rufus Q. Ribbenthorpe:Discordianism is a religion and subsequent philosophy based on the veneration or worship of Eris (also known as Discordia), the Greco-Roman goddess of chaos, or archetypes or ideals associated with her. It was founded circa 1958–1959 after the publication of its (first) holy book, the Principia Discordia, written by two individuals working under the pseudonyms Malaclypse the Younger and Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst.
The religion has been likened to Zen, based on similarities with absurdist interpretations of the Rinzai school, as well as Taoist philosophy. Discordianism is centered on the idea that both order and disorder are illusions imposed on the universe by the human nervous system, and that neither of these illusions of apparent order and disorder is any more accurate or objectively true than the other.
There is some division as to whether it should be regarded as a parody religion, and if so to what degree.Discordians use subversive humor to spread their philosophy and to prevent their beliefs from becoming dogmatic. It is difficult to estimate the number of Discordians because they are not required to hold Discordianism as their only belief system,and because there is an encouragement to form schisms and cabals.
Ca$h Money: HuH? What the hell did you just blather? Look I dont have to know how to butcher a hog to own a restaurant. However some times it helps to know the cuts and chops. My B- Girls will be sistas of the faith, Peaches shakes a mean tambourine. Maybe for tax reasons I should have some title, you know say I part of church. How bout DEACON CA$H MONEY......my momma would be proud.
Rev. Rufus Q. Ribbenthorpe: There is a deeper meaning, a education and resocialization of the masses, not just in seats but on televisions. We can touch billions.
Cash Money: Hey yeah I get ya, each one can send two dollars we'd be billionaires each. Sound good to me.
Rev. Rufus Q. Ribbenthorpe: We shall be known as Discordians.
Cash Money: Ummm NO! look brotha man you need spicy it up, put a little slick sugar to it. You know what I am saying. How bout $ugartastic Di$cordian$ Smooth, or S.D.S for short. I gives it some commercial flavor.
Rev. Rufus Q. Ribbenthorpe: Hmmm Yes, Yes that could work Yes, they won't know what hit them.... I mean Yes.
They shake on deal and Rev. Rufus recites a discordian poem as a declaration of this new found union.
Subject: A unlikely Union 
Fri Aug 23, 2013 3:10 am
I'll add my edits on Saturday.
LMAO yup we need theme song gonna be tough one.
